Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline

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Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.

Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.

Need health care coverage Just dial 1-800-FKYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline

After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is:

1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).

That’s 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger.

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius launched a media campaign this week to propagandize the transformative health-care overhaul. She compared the sweeping, coercive law that gives government huge power over the health-care industry to an iPhone system update.

“Everyone just assumes, “Well, there’s a problem, they’ll fix it, we’ll move on,’” Sebelius said about Apple’s iOS updates. “And like many of their customers, I put the ‘new’ system on my phone and went on my merry way, but it was just a reminder that we’re likely to have some glitches. We will fix them and move on. Is this a sign that the law is flawed and failed? I don’t think so. I think it’s a sign that we’re building a piece of complicated technology. We want it to work. We want it to work right. We’ve got an incredible team working 24/7 to do just that.”

“Hopefully they’ll give us the same slack they give Apple,” Sebelius said, according to the Wall Street Journal.

Source: dailycaller
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3 Responses

  1. jgranger says:

    Fact check:
    Thats a prank call line (dial a prank).

  2. gary says:

    1/6 of us GDP is gonig to obama care. $500 premiums and $15K dedicktables basically means some one is going to pocket $3Trill per year extorted out of the public. I bet this is just a scam to funnel money into the Federal Reserve to keep them from going BK.

  3. My wife noticed this 2 days ago. She has a “thing” for numbers and letters where she can process them in any form in the time frame of someone tying a shoe. Anyway, when she told me, I about rolled on the floor laughing. Just when you think this whole government could be more unproductive, stupid, vulgar and “Idiocracy-like”, this gets pointed out.

    What more would I expect from a government with a ghetto n-word for a figurehead just doing what his jew handlers tell him? All they did was dress up a simian in a Man-suit. And that mate of his too. She’s looking more like Aunt Ester from the old 70’s TV show, “Sanford & Son”. The best joke about her is, “She’s so ugly, you could press her face in dough and make gorilla cookies”. Moochell has all the class and grace of a Chicago crack-ho.

    In conclusion, this is just par for the course. It will get even weirder before it’s all over.

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