(Thomas Dishaw) With the Christmas holiday right around the corner many shoppers will be venturing out to jam packed malls and retail outlets looking for that special gift that fits perfectly under the Christmas tree.
Whether it be the nephew you can’t stand, or the cousin you never quite get along with, you still feel obligated to have something for them. Well you are in luck! Below is a list of 25 toys that will surely land that despicable child in therapy for years to come. Some of these toys are out of print and not found on store shelves any more, but I’m sure if you wanted to find them on Ebay you could. Happy Holidays!
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2. Hitler
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3. The “Puberty Doll”
Allows kids to witness the transformation into puberty. Might be education, but definitely not for toddlers.
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4. This pole dancing toddler
5. An actual stripper pole…with instructional DVD
7. “The Flash”
8. This unhealthily skinny pregnant teen
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9. The “Cuddle Monkey”
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10. The “Oreo Barbie”
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11. The Dora Dildo
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12. Penis Gummies
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13.This evil narwhal that impales adorable animals
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14. The “Water Wiennie”
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15. Triple X-Men
16. This robot with a huge pocket rocket
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17. Winnie the Pooh with a raging hard on
18. The “Lego Concentration Camp”
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And now for some genuinely scary toys.
19. This face that looks like it’s about to eat your soul
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20. This mouse / child / creature / thing
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21. This murderous chimp
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22. Mr. Buttons
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23. Whatever the hell this is
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24. The Zombie Ewok Baby
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25. Finally, E.T.’s probing finger
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Wow. The Hitler doll is the coolest. The black monkey girl and oreo chick are funny. But the rest either promotes sex or scares the hell out you.