CNN Anchors Pretend They’re Having A “Satellite Interview” Even Though They’re In The Same Parking Lot.


Mort Amsel

“Sorry, we’re experiencing a delay in the broadcast while we both wait for this bus to go by.”

CNN Anchors Pretend They’re Having A “Satellite Interview” Even Though They’re In The Same Parking Lot.

Yes, those are all the same cars. Apparently they thought we wouldn’t notice because Nancy is on the right side of the screen, when in reality she is to Asleigh Banfield’s left. See The Atlantic Wire’s excellent breakdown of the shots to see exactly what happened. Tricky, CNN, very tricky. We understand, though. When a major crime story like the Cleveland Kidnapping breaks, you have to send in Nancy Grace. However, since Nancy Grace is a poorly-medicated vengeance demon who’s always just a bad morning away from ending up on her own show, you also send in a real anchor with whom she can “correspond.” Unfortunately, it’s hard to get shooting permits in Cleveland on short notice, so you set up in the same parking lot. Do us a favor, CNN, just put them next to each other and have them talk into each other’s faces instead of relaying their words through satellites to come back down 30 feet away like we’re idiots.

Fantastic.  This is one of funniest things i’ve seen today. CNN is a joke, a circus.  Im beginning to see them as bad as FOX as far as the circus antics go. -Mort

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11 Responses

  1. National Socialist says:

    Lame Stream Media at it’s Finest. CNN Antics. The only legitimate report they only broadcast is typhoons and disaster aftermaths. Anything is not related to that are garbage.

  2. Keith says:

    In addition to my previous comment – Ashleigh Banfield and Nancy Grace are both in Phoenix for the Jodi Arias trial. Nancy Grace does work for other networks such as Court TV. A report Banfield just did a few minutes ago on CNN had audio problems where the surrounding noise was too loud and you could barely hear her. They were probably showing them in separate screens because they are not within camera distance to one another or able to hear one another due to the surrounding noise. As many have suggested this is in fact, not a conspiracy by the news network to mislead viewers. Not saying it doesn’t happen, but not as you have reported in this case.

  3. Keith says:

    How does this prove a fake “satellite” interview? Both sides of the screen say “PHOENIX.” It’s possible Nancy Grace was doing multiple networks or the parking lot was crowded where space was limited. Unless they are in a studio and in front of green screen this proves nothing.

  4. Stan Sikorski says:

    There has never been any doubt that the media has been and always is a phony enterprise geared to duping the stupid and selling a product whether that be toilet paper or government party line. It is a very dangerous joke. I don’t agree with some of the stuff on PakAlert but the site is more truthful and reliable than any MSM outlet. And Nancy Grace is one of the most repugnant things to ever slouch across the planet. She’s a hot mess in a cold package.

  5. aj weishar says:

    Wow, the Daily Show has come to CNN. Jon Stewart is always interviewing his reporters stationed all over the world. In reality, they are a few feet away in front of fake backdrops.

  6. 5 War Veteran says:

    Yep, Homemade news. and false reporting. I am surprised Anderson Cooper was not involved.

  7. doesntmatter says:

    wanted to add that the story on these perpetrators was hilarious as well…needed that laugh this morning, so thanks amsel and pp 🙂

  8. Thorin says:

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen!! Man, they must think we are idiots!! Well, actually, I wonder how many sleepers saw this? This is almost as funny as Anderson Cooper giving an interview to a blue screen!! Hahahaha!!

  9. doesntmatter says:

    its kinda disturbing to know that they literally think of the american ppl as roach scum with the wits of a gnat…when you view a ppl in that way, you will treat them in that way too…and boy, dont we get the full dose of that treatment nowadays *sigh*

  10. robertsgt40 says:

    Reminds me when CNN(the most trusted name in news) was covering the Iraq invasion. The correspondent was in a studio(complete with helmet) with sound effects going off in the background standing next to a plastic palm tree. LMAO

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