Satire about Mark Zuckerberg Awarded CIA Surveillance Medal may be close to reality


Facebook Contributed More to Monitoring Americans Than All Other Sources Combined, and Cheaper, too.

Well, now it is official. Mark Zuckerberg was not so smart after all, but just fronting for the CIA in one of the biggest Intelligence coups of all times.

But there remains one small problem, the CIA is not supposed to monitor Americans. I guess we will hear more on that soon from the lawyers once the litigation gets cranked up.

Personally I will be more interested in how this is going to effect the stock offering and shares as all Americans should own the entity that has been spying on them.

And then there are the SEC full disclosure regulations and penalties. It’s bonanza time for the lawyers.

Could the loophole the CIA used be that, ‘you aren’t being spied on if you are willingly posting everything a repressive regime would love to have on your Facebook account, with no threats, no family hostages, no dirty movies or photos that could be released?

But enough with the lead in. Let’s take you directly to our source where you can get it straight from the sources mouth, including seeing Zuckerberg getting his award.

We really need your comments on this below so we can speak to power with one voice…something that can rarely be done around here.

I know what you’re thinking, but no, I am not stupid…all of my Facebook material is all made up, including all of my friends. I am in the safe zone. My momma didn’t raise no fool. But how about you?



10 Responses

  1. H says:

    Sure , the source refers to a joke / satire but there is a lot of truth / facts to this matter .

  2. e says:

    your source refers to the story as a joke

  3. BitterClinger says:

    If you are dumb enough to post personal info on a mega-social website, then you deserve everything you get…IMHO

  4. peads says:

    Facebook is technology for the bored and boring masses. Americans have been duped, lead to feel secure. And this is just one of the many wake up calls.

  5. jazz says:

    seriously? the onion is satire.. funny news presented ina realistic way

  6. morty says:

    this is a joke video, the onion,derr

  7. djk says:

    The video is from the Onion News website. It’s satire..

  8. Stan Sikorski says:

    Hmmmm, yes… very interesting. It seems that Mark Zuckerberg is a JEW!! Go figure, could have fooled me, etc., etc.

    He’s just doing what jews always do – destroying nations and making a profit while doing so.

    I don’t post anything of value to these arseholes on facebook or any other online site. I don’t say anything there that I wouldn’t say anywhere else. I DO post things denouncing the parasites and their kike-a-likes. I won’t be swayed by some little turds playing cowboys and indians. This is MY WORLD.

    • Devon Smith says:

      Wasn’t America founded on the principles of a free world? Oh and this is not your world this is our world.

    • tony says:

      Yes I agree! We call them kikes over here, they like mixing the races too so that they can destroy cultures and they can just swoop in and look like a hero. Jews were never ushered into concentration camps. It is a complete lie and they twist peoples arms to believe it. I detest the bastards! I wish they would get exterminated for real!

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